Wholocked Coldplayer :) Hullo!! This blog is about Coldplay and Chris Martin's utterly unfathomable perfection, as well as SHERLOCK and DOCTOR WHO (yaaay!!)

 

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

(Source: neilcicierega)

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

(Source: eviljovan)

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

56mg:

I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”

(Source: snowwhties)

i am uncomfortably desperate to read deadline again but the bookstore is SHUT

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

(Source: nepetaquest)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

(Source: nepetaquest)